An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.....................................................
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna here a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1.) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2.) The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club.'
3.) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt karate.
4.) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5.) The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke."
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..................."
