A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," Glenn began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snap officer Grimes, "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
A few hours later, officer Grimes looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," Answered Glenn in the cell, "I'm the groom."
