Espeon: As the Executor of Jolteon's estate,I have been empowered to read his last Will and Testimeant.
Flareon: Well get on with it, the bar is open soon!
Espeon:*Rolls eyes*
Vapoureon: Oh poor dear Jolteon!*sobs*
Leafeon: There, there... It's ok Vapoureon...
Glaceon: Oh, this should be fun...
Sylveon:I never worked for a kinder Pokemon~!
Espeon: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.
Glaceon: I knew it.
Flareon:*Snickers*
Espeon: I, Jolteon, being of sound mind and body-
Flareon: That's a laugh! *Laughs*
Espeon:>.>*Shrugs* I divide up my considirable estate as follows: To my overly emotional sister Vapoureon-
Vapoureon: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Leafeon: Vapoureon, he's talking about you...
Vapoureon: Oh...
Espeon: Who grubbed for everything she could, and cried Krookidile tears when I needed sympathy-
Vapoureon: What?
Espeon: To Vapoureon, I leave: A boot to the head. *Points at Vapoureon*
Vapoureon: A what?!*Gets a boot thrown at her by Umbreon*Ow!
Umbreon:>X3
Leafeon:*!* V-Vapoureon! are you ok?
Espeon: and another boot to whoever's comforting her.
Umbreon:*Throws a boot at Leafeon's head*(Umbreon:I'm sorry!T^T/)
Leafeon: Ow!(Leafeon:It's ok...)
Flareon: HAHAHAHA!
Vapoureon: This is an outrage!
Espeon: *Turns around* But still, you are my sister, and you have admired my house and as I no longer need it-
Vapoureon: Ooooh, dear Jolteon~! He's too kind~!
Espeon: I bequief another boot to the head.
Vapoureon: What?!*Gets another boot to the head*
Umbreon: >X3
Flareon:*Laughs*
Espeon: And one more for the comforter.
Leafeon*Gets hit with a boot*Ow!
Vapoureon: *Rubbing her head*
Espeon: Next: To my alcholic brother-
Flareon: Hey, I don't want no boot to the head!
Espeon: To dear Flareon, who has never worked a day in his drunken life-
Flareon:I'm coverin' up my head!*Puts a paw over his head*
Espeon: I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey.
Flareon: *puts down his paw*... Really?
Espeon: and a boot to the head.
Umbreon: *Throws a boot at Flareon*
Flareon: Ooof!
Espeon: and another for Vapoureon and her comforter!
Vapoureon:Oh!*gets hit with a boot*
Leafeon:Ow!*get's hit with a boot*
Umbreon:*refills her supply of boots*
Espeon: Next: To the know it all Glaceon-
Glaceon: I know where this is headed...
Espeon: I leave a boot to the head.
Umbreon:*Throws a boot at Glaceon*
Glaceon: Ugh...I thought so...
Espeon: and one for Vapoureon and the comforter.
Vapoureon: Aaaahhh!*Gets hit with a boot*
Leafeon: Oh!*gets hit with a boot*
Espeon: Now that takes care of family obligations... and now, to Sylveon-
Sylveon: Oh... I don't want anything. ^^"
Espeon: Who stayed my freind for many, many years, who cared, made me laugh, brought me cake...
Umbreon:*Makes a statue ot of boots*
Sylveon: I didn't mind at all~.
Espeon: To Sylveon... I bequeif... a boot to the head.
Sylveon: Oh!*Gets hit with a boot*
Espeon: And one for Vapoureon and the comforter!
Vapoureon & Leafeon: *Hiding at the edge of the table*
Umbreon:*Throws boots at them*
Vapoureon: ACK!
Leafeon: Oh!
Umbreon:*Holding a giant boot over her head*
Espeon: and to that Meowth that brought the Christmas presents, I leave my entire vast- Boot to the head!
M.: HEY! WAIT A SECOND!*contines talking for a second then stops*
Espeon: and finally, to my Lawyer, who has helped me on this Will... I leave not, a boot to the head, but a hyper Eevee, to nom on her tail?!
Umbreon:^^*Holding Eevee* Lets him start chewing Espeon's tail*
Espeon:OW!owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow! AND I LEAVE MY ENTIRE ESTATE OF TEN TRILLION DOLLARS TO THE KANGASKAHNS DOWN THE STREET SO THEY CAN LIVE A GOOD LIFE FOR ONCE!
Eevee: *Stops noming on Espeon's tail*^^
Espeon:*Gasps* Picks up Eevee to let him nom on Umbreon*
Umbreon: O.O *runs away*
Eevee: *Chases after Umbreon*
Vapoureon: Is that it?
Glaceon: That's it?
Flareon: That's just sad...
Espeon: There's one more thing for everyone.
Everyone:*?*
Flareon:... Cover your heads everybody!
Everyone:*Covers their heads*
Espeon: I leave everyone: A lifetime supply of Ice Cream...
Everyone:Ice Cream?
Glaceon: Ice cream?That's all?
Espeon: *Nods* Yes.
Sylveon: But what flavor is it?
Espeon: *Holds up a boot* BOOT TO THE HEAD!*Throws boots at everyone*
Everyone:*Random sounds*
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Jolteon's last Will!
Original idea~ [Touhou MMD] Boot to the Head. (Video will be posted. Takes from The Frantics, I couldn't find one from the show that had okay sound quality, so I used this one.)( Credit to Spotty Ren of YouTube for uploading it to YouTube.)
Flareon: Wait,wait,wait. This didn't actually happen, did it?
Jolteon: Of course not-
Flareon: IT'S A GHOST!*Runs off stage*
Everyone: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Eevee: I hope you guys enjoyed~!
Everyone: SEE YA NEXT TIME~!
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