Remember that jump in the caac video
Well Chaarvi was on wattpad before class in the morning and I told her not to play the video
She's didn't listen
It balsted put of her phone at full volume
And people around looked rly concerned
I'm calling the th0t patrol next time
Oh yeah and she ate my paper heart ;-;
Aaannnnndddd gropedsomeonesboobswelldoneyoustupidpervertyoujustcheatedonEriccuzhesurhusband
Meanwhile I caused nooooo trouble at all
A s u s u a l
Anyway I wonder how I'd handle being in drv3...
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Kokichi: Hey, do robots have dxcks?
Mioda: Excuse me but I was hoping that you could inform me whether mechanical humanoids possess male sexual organs-
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Monokuma: exists
Mioda: When did satan turn into Winnie the Pooh?
Monokubz: exist
Mioda: When did satan make demon babies?!?
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Mioda: HeyO I'M JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BEEEEE---
TAKE 2
Mioda: Hey I'm Mioda the Ultimate Nightmare Fuel!
Kaede: Huh? How did you get that TITle?
Mioda: Oh well you see it all started when I dr-
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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. Kaede: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Mioda: Something which I actually spent time drawing...
Kaede: What
Mioda: What
(Don't ask why I drew that cuz I don't even know the answer myself. I just like ruining famous masterpieces!)
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Monokuma: Y'all gotta kill eachother before time runs out or whatever so go away now pls
Kaede: It's okay NO ONE WILL KILL ANYONE CAUSE I beLIEve iN YOUUU
Mioda: That's the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life!
Kokichi: Well what's the second biggest lie?
Mioda: L o v e .
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FanfictionMy naME IS MIoDA ANd I REally WaNna DIe- and a one and a two and a one two three Fxck this and Fxck that and Fxck art i wanna take a nap Fxck this and Fxck you and Fxck off i wanna take a nap everything I make fxcking sucks!!!!! it's bad AAAAAAAAAA...