DANGANRONPA IN A NUTSHERRU 2DOS2

If I was in V3 I'd be a survivor

Remember that jump in the caac video

Well Chaarvi was on wattpad before class in the morning and I told her not to play the video

She's didn't listen

It balsted put of her phone at full volume

And people around looked rly concerned

I'm calling the th0t patrol next time

Oh yeah and she ate my paper heart ;-;

Aaannnnndddd gropedsomeonesboobswelldoneyoustupidpervertyoujustcheatedonEriccuzhesurhusband

Meanwhile I caused nooooo trouble at all

A s u s u a l

Anyway I wonder how I'd handle being in drv3...

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Kokichi: Hey, do robots have dxcks?

Mioda: Excuse me but I was hoping that you could inform me whether mechanical humanoids possess male sexual organs-

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Monokuma: exists

Mioda: When did satan turn into Winnie the Pooh?

Monokubz: exist

Mioda: When did satan make demon babies?!?

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Mioda: HeyO I'M JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BEEEEE---

TAKE 2

Mioda: Hey I'm Mioda the Ultimate Nightmare Fuel!

Kaede: Huh? How did you get that TITle?

Mioda: Oh well you see it all started when I dr-

Kaede: WHAT WAS THAT?!?

Mioda: Something which I actually spent time drawing...

Kaede: What

Mioda: What

(Don't ask why I drew that cuz I don't even know the answer myself. I just like ruining famous masterpieces!)

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Monokuma: Y'all gotta kill eachother before time runs out or whatever so go away now pls

Kaede: It's okay NO ONE WILL KILL ANYONE CAUSE I beLIEve iN YOUUU

Mioda: That's the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life!

Kokichi: Well what's the second biggest lie?

Mioda: L o v e .

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