DANGANRONPA IN A NUTSHERRU 2DOS2

Lit

Yeya 

I go to Japanese restaurant 

I read menu 

I see Sushi Maki Set

I see Maki Roll

I see Haru-maki

I cri ; u ;

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1) I sometimes fantasize about putting sulphuric acid in my teacher's coffee mug and wonder how fast it would take her to die.

2) I'm drinking grape Fanta as I do this.

3) I just realized that I've already done this tag but whatever.

4) I don't like opera.

5) Sometimes I read fanfics in French.

6) I've had people at school think that and ask me if I was Spanish, French, German, Japanese, Scottish, American, Korean, Vietnamese and so on... NO One KNoWS WherE I COMe FrOm-

7) بو ژنه گه خر أكوژه

8) Once I walked in on my cousin putting fake eyelashes on and thought she was taking her eyes out. I'm not really a make up person. I literally know noThing about the stuff ppl use. 

9) I scream a lot when playing LOZ. Out of fear, out of annoyance, if I'm dying or even for no reason.

10) Now people on my art app think I'm a trap too.

11) I'm eating some berries rn but I'm eating the stalk too cuz I'm too lazy to walk to the bin.

12) I learnt how to play Sayonara and Clair de Lune on my violin purely for the sake of seeing my cousins and friends cry.

13) This is my fave number.

Lemme right trASh...

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The kawaii high schoolers watched Kayayday as her lifeless corpse was crushed in the piano. Lol the bear with the chest hair died too. Monokuma laughed (and choked) and looked back towards the traumatized gang as he proudly stood on the massive piano seat. 

"Alright listen here ya little shitzu dogs... I'm gonna sang a song called Sherloid by Sherloid-" Monokuma was cut off by a flying bunny.

"Which one of you doesn't know how to flush a toilet after they've had a SHET?" Monomi nyoomed.

Monodam spoke up, "It wasn't me..."

"Well it was FOKIN on of yUs!" Monomi screeed. "DISGUSTA-" Monomi was silenced as Monokuma bazooka-ed her out of V3.

"I swear if you take one more diddly darn step right there I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. I want to sing for higher ratings-" Monokuma was cut off again but this time by a robot with looooong legs.

"DID SOMEOBE SAY RATIN-" Mettatatatataton screeched but was also bazooka-ed away.

"Wrong fandom you 80s diner floor dishwasher... I SINGING NOW SO SHUT UP!" Monokuma's hormones were unbalanced clearly as he began to sing...

"Have you ever felt sad or lonely?

Have you ever felt two feet tall?

Have you ever thought, "Man, if only

I was anybody else at all."

They like to kick you

when times get rough

And you give your all

But it's not enough

And dxcks and drones might break your boners

But words can break your heart

And if you don't know where to go

I'll show you where to start

Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute

You'll be happy that you did it

Just go over to your grand piano

And shove your head in it

Kill yourself, really, you should do it

There's really nothing to it

Just grab a mug

And chug a cup of 9 strike poison

I sound un-empathetic

I sound mean and rude

Suicide is an epidemic

And I don't want to be misconstrued

Signs of depression

go overlooked

So if you're depressed

Then you need to book

A Gekogagagagahara session

Talk about your depression

Let a professional hear it

But if you search for

moral wisdom

in Sayaka Maizono's lyrics, then

Kill yourself, it won't be painful

If you are able

To give a little kiss to a hydraulic press, you'll

Kill yourself, it's over, mull it

There's a trigger, pull it

Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet

Stick your tongue in a piranha tank

Suck Miu Iruma's-

Make some toast in the pool

Nail yourself to a post in front of a baseball machine

Hold your breath till it's gone

Drink a gallon of Teruteru's potion

Be gay with Ouma

Let Twogami sit on your face

Jump off of a bridge

Skinny dip in my champagne 

Sky dive attached to Mekamaru

Drink Nagito's blood

Break into Gundham's zoo

Give Maki a shove

Eat Mondo butter 

Marry Junko Enoshima!"

Monokuma bowed as he disappeared back to his hell hole leaving the students dead on the inside.

What the heck am I doing?