DANGANRONPA IN A NUTSHERRU 2DOS2

multi-cultural madness

Ok

I don't even know where to start 

Today was the weirdest thing ever

I had this hoRRibLe dream

I only remember parts of it liiiiike...

Being chased by random children screaming "IRISH!" at me for no reason

Those children being hit by a car 

An Irish woman was driving the car

I saw a friend of mine who is Japanese 

But then she took her head off 

It turned out to be my Spanish teacher who keeps calling me Josie

It didn't matter tho

Cuz my Chinese math teacher bashed his head with a tree and killed him

I ran away but the little Ao Onis with knives came after me too

So hid inside what I thought was my French friend's house

But then someone who I thought was my auntie tried to kill me with a baseball bat and chased me in the house

She shouted "I LOVE YOU!" in German

For some reason I thought this woman was my auntie 

She had a Polish husband but I think they divorced 

Then she's married another Polish person but he died

But she was actually a serial killer and murdered them both

For the whole of today I've been trying to identify who this woman is and how I'm related to her

But I just realized now that she was blonde

Blonde in this family? Not on my asian watch

We're all dark hair dark eyes

So I feel a lot calmer

You thought the nightmare had finished?

Oh hell no

I woke up

. . .

I woke up in Yuki's arms and he was trying to stuff me in a sleeping bag and stuff me in the closet

I was so sh00k that I screamed "NORWEGIAN FITNESS!" which scared him so he dropped me 

This was the prank he was talking about today at 1:11 AM 

But it failed

Well...

thAT'S LIfE, aM I RiGhT?

Is it bad that I wanna try this?