My naME IS MIoDA ANd I REally WaNna DIe-
and a
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two
and a one two three
Fxck
this and
Fxck
that and
Fxck
art
i wanna take a nap
Fxck
this and
Fxck
you and
Fxck
off
i wanna take a nap
everything I make
fxcking
sucks!!!!!
it's bad
AAAAAAAAAA...
Shout out to water for keep ONG my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
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Me VS all the teachers i gave nicknames to
MissCreepyFace - will stare at you in silence while smiling for a good minute awkwardly
LeBrownJames - actual name is Mr Brown and he comes intoned class while spinning a basketball round his pinky and is very cool
SteelHeels - can hear her coming from a mile away
EvilEye - glares daggers into your soul when you're trying to do a test ALSO she saw my friend singing badly while shimme shimme-ing down the hall
MrBlind - ok let me explaiN
So my friend and I were feeling very mature so I had the amazing idea of pretending that we were in some spy James Bond movie. We both slammed against opposite walls...
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Best diagram awards
Colors represenr filed of vision
So after a bunch of rubbish pointless dialogue she said
"It may be not safe I'll go first!"
Then I noticed the teacher round the corner so I said
"No no wait!"
Buuut she didn't notice INSTEAD
She jumped out around the corner hands out like a gun while screaming gibberish at the teacher
THANKFULLY he was facing the other way which bought us time to run out of the building and die