The Amazing Adventures of Captain Rex & Co: Disney World

Part 1

Captain Rex POV:

Earth. It may look like a boring place when I see it from the ship, but once you are past the atmosphere, you are met by one of the most amazing places in the Galaxy. It's home to my own race - humans, but they are less technologically advanced than us, but they do have one inventing that sparked a craze amongst the Jedi and us clones. They are mobile phones, or cell phones as they are called in this continent called America - is that what its called?

My phone is blue with several programs called "Apps". I have this one game on it called Pokémon Go. Sadly, I haven't caught any Pokémon since it will only work on the surface of Earth. Plus it was last year's Earth trend. So I am very behind. My beautiful phone!!!!

"Rex, come down to the bridge," my comlink blares. It's General Skywalker. "I have an amazing announcement for you." 

"Yes sir." I respond. I pocket my phone and take the over crowded turbolift to the bridge. Today it was filled with Mice Droids and several other troopers dressed in their cadet armour for some random reason. I notice that they all have some sort of gun in their hands. I don't recognise the model. I let my brain think for a moment. I know what they are. "SH-" I begin to cry as the other troopers raise their paintball guns in the tiny space.   

Covered from stubble to toe in paint, I walk out of the turbolift. I can see several round bruises forming on my arms from where the paint had hit me. Shamefully, I walk through the entrance to the bridge where I see Skywalker waiting for me.

He tries not to snigger as I walk over to him. "You summoned me General?"

"How would you like to go on holiday?" Skywalker smiles with his immature attitude.

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Your POV

Star Wars is the best thing to happen to me, you think. Now it's real! But I can't tell them about it as well...things could get complicated, such as Anakin finding out he's Darth Vader.

2 days ago, Anakin Skywalker had assigned you to escort the "finest troopers of the GAR". And now, you were standing, in the waiting area of Heathrow Airport in London. 

You look at the time on your phone. Its 3:45 AM. You have a flight 8:45, with these supposedly "finest troopers". That was 5 hours to get everyone through baggage check in, through the scanners and hopefully something to eat, as well as buying supplies for the 9 hour journey ahead. Wondering where the heck they are, you look around to see more and more tired and excited people arriving.

Suddenly in the distance, you make out a familiar face. It's Anakin. He gives you a small smile as he spots you.  Beside him are 6 identical men and one Togruta...wait. No way! It's Ahsoka Tano.

As the 6 men get closer to you...your dream vacation suddenly doesn't exist.