Hello Angel [Suho]

四

Cheonsa
I really need to tell you something.

Suho
Listen, you have the wrong number.

Cheonsa
Stop pretending you don't know me! We've been texting for four days!

Suho
Wow thanks for wasting my time and energy on you, sasaeng fan. You deserve a cookie.

Cheonsa
Again, I'm not a sasaeng fan!

Cheonsa
And I'm not stalking you either.

Cheonsa
I'm just an EXO fan. I didn't mean to scare you so suddenly.

Cheonsa
To make things less awkward, let's know each other better. ^ ^

Suho
Don't act friendly. I'm not falling for it.

Suho
You're not getting my autograph either if that's what you're asking...

Cheonsa
No, it's not that.

Suho
Then what is it?

Cheonsa
Truth is...

Cheonsa
I'm lost.

Suho
Lost? Lost where?

Cheonsa
In your heart! <3

Suho
I'm cringing.

Cheonsa
Not literally though.

Cheonsa
I'm in your phone.

Suho
What do you mean...?

Cheonsa
Here! I'll show you!

Cheonsa
I've been looking through your stuff! I even found your beautiful selfies!

Cheonsa
The last one is golden!

Suho
HOW DID YOU!?!?!?

Suho
I KNEW IT!!! YOU'RE A HACKER!!!

Cheonsa
I learn more and more about you as I go through your phone! It's so fun! ^ ^

Suho
THAT'S INVASION OF PRIVACY!!! STOP LOOKING THROUGH MY PHONE!!!

Cheonsa
You have an interesting search history lol

Cheonsa
Funniest dad jokes... best singer in exo...

Cheonsa
Oh~!

Cheonsa
...how to get a bigger penis? ㅇㅂㅇ

Cheonsa
I'm blushing!!! > /// <

Suho
GET OUT OF MY PHONE!!!!!!

Cheonsa
HAHAHA IM DYING!!!

Cheonsa
I am curious though :3 How big are you?

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