Hello Angel [Suho]

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[Cheonsa is online]

Suho
Hey! Where were you!?

Cheonsa
Oh... it's nothing.

Suho
Well, it's not like I care anyway.

Cheonsa
Were you waiting for me? ^ ^

Suho
Not really. I was hoping for you to disappear.

Cheonsa
Ouch... ㅠㅠ Are you always this cold?

Suho
Are you always this annoying?

Cheonsa
Jeez, you're starting to sound like Kyungsoo.

Suho
I'll give you Kyungsoo's number so you can stop bothering me.

Cheonsa
Oh! Can you give me their numbers!?!?!?

Cheonsa
Tell Yixing I said hi!

Suho
You know what? Nevermind.

Suho
I can't give you their numbers since I don't trust you.

Suho
I'm not allowed either way.

Cheonsa
Can you at least connect me to your group chat? <3

Suho
Still no.

Cheonsa
You're mean... ㅠㅠ

Suho
I'll take that as a compliment.

Cheonsa
You're lucky that I'm not a sasaeng fan. What can I do to earn your trust?

Suho
Well, I don't really know you... so can you at least send me a picture of yourself?

Suho
Or even worse... what if you're a guy?

Cheonsa
I would send you a picture, but I don't have my phone.

Suho
...then how are you texting me?

Cheonsa
Oh, that... didn't I explain it to you already?

Suho
That you're a hacker?

Cheonsa
I'm not a hacker!

Cheonsa
Anyway, since you're curious... let me search up my twitter profile online...

Cheonsa
Oh, here's one of them!

Suho
This is you, right? I hope you're not cat-fishing me...

Cheonsa
Are you kidding!? Of course it's me!

Suho
But I can't see your face.

Cheonsa
Sorry, I don't like showing my face > /// < I took this picture last year.

Suho
You look like a student.

Cheonsa
I'm a college student!

Cheonsa
Well... I was a college student...

Suho
What happened? Did you drop out?

Cheonsa
I didn't drop out. I'm... taking a break from school.

Suho
Oh.

Suho
What's your major?

Cheonsa
Journalism! Writing is my talent! ^ ^

Suho
Huh, I guess you're not as creepy as I thought.

Cheonsa
Creepy!?

Suho
What? Am I supposed to say something nice?

Cheonsa
Well, it's your opinion so I'll respect that.

(Suho is typing ✎...)

You don't look that bad|

You're kinda cu|

Suho
You're okay.

Cheonsa
Hehe ^ ^ thanks!

Suho
I hope you're not dangerous...

Cheonsa
I'm not dangerous, trust me.

Cheonsa
I only want to be your friend. Or maybe a little more than that?

Cheonsa
I'm loyal to you, Suho!! <3

Suho
That's not bad I guess...

Suho
I can't believe I'm saying this but... thank you for supporting me and EXO.

Suho
I hope you forgive me for judging you wrongly.

Cheonsa
It was all a misunderstanding, but I'm so happy to hear that from you!

Cheonsa
Apology accepted!

Suho
Anyway, don't go flapping your lips about our conversation to your friends or your pet or whatever. If the media knows about this, then I'll be the one who gets in trouble.

Cheonsa
Yes, sir!

Suho
Oh, I have an interview to attend. I gotta go.

Cheonsa
Have a nice day!

Suho
Don't tell me what to do.

[You are offline]