Naruto Boyfriend Scenarios//Modern AU

~You Prank Him~

Wassup Lovey Doves! 

The end is almost near. 

OOF. FIVE MORE CHAPTERS!

Ya'll idk how to handle this all. 

Please scroll all the way to the bottom after reading the sections you would've liked to see an explanation and extra long author's note. 

But um for now let's just savor up the last remains of this half empty half full cup of water :')

Here's a hint for the next chapter: rings. 

Bye bye, lovelies~<3!

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-NARUTO-

Since Naruto put you in almost a life-threatening prank, you decided to prank him back with an actual life-threatening prank. Yes. You were going to pretend you were dead on the floor. After using your whole day off to go to multiple craft stores and even cosmetic stores, you were ready to commit the "crime".

Ramen Boy: The crew and I are done eating lunch....sure you don't want anything?

You: Nope

You were very lucky that Naruto and the guys had planned on eating lunch together a week before. Not only did you have a whole week of thinking of a prank, but just getting hyped about your bittersweet revenge was climaxing quickly. And finally- it was time!

Placing your phone down, you finished making somewhat of a good fake injury on your back. With the fake injury stuff like extra skin, etc., was the handle of a knife detached from the blade. Even you had to admit it actually looked like it could work. Next to you on the bathroom counter was a bag of fake blood. You opened it up and poured some upon the cheap white shirt you bought as well. Then, looking down on the floor, you spilled some of it off. 

Of course, you were going to clean all of the red mess later. To make it look *extra* cool, you placed a dash of the ruby substance on the wall by wiping it lightly with your hand. Then, once that was complete, you laid on the floor and closed your eyes. 

Any. Minute. Now. 

"Buuuuttton~! I know you said you didn't want anything, but I know you really like this one meal at (restaurant of choice). Who's a good boyfriend now? I am~!" 

His cheery voice echoed through the hallway as he was walking towards the bathroom. 

"Y/n? Oi, are you asleep? Button~- OH MY KAGE!"

 Naruto ran to you, eyes tearing up. "SPEAK TO ME! ARE YOU BREATHING?! OH MY--- SOMEONE MURDERED MY FIANCE!" he sobbed out, pulling out his phone. Mumbling to himself, he began to dial. But he stopped when he heard a loud laugh from you, your body shook a bit due to how harsh your laughter was. Which only scared him more. 

And if there was one thing he hated more than not getting what he wanted...it was ghosts. 

Staring in horror at your body, Naruto whispered one last word before passing out. 

"Myfiance'sazombienow.."

Well..kind of one word. 

-SASUKE-

Karma. You wanted to get him back with his own piece of medicine..literally. While Sasuke was taking a nap on the couch, you were getting ready to make him some coffee and for you a cup of tea/other hot beverage that's not coffee ;). That way you wouldn't mess up and accidentally drink it. Chuckling to yourself, you began to tip toe towards the couch where he was.