_drippin_noah_: so who's the guy?
heyitsalyssa: what?
_drippin_noah_: come on! Don't give me that. U know what I'm talking about.
heyitsalyssa: no actually, I really don't.
_drippin_noah_: that post!
heyitsalyssa: Noah, you gotta b more specific. I post a lot of things. Smh
_drippin_noah_:
heyitsalyssa: well first of all, that's stupid of u to assume it's a guy, which it is, but still! And second of all, it's for me to know and you to find out.
_drippin_noah_: women. The most complex species of human kind!
heyitsalyssa: bullshit! Men are unpredictable little shits that don't understand anything that women try to get across to them.
_drippin_noah_: hey, hey! That's only some of us! Others are quite good at reading your unreadable expressions.
heyitsalyssa: ur so complicated!
_drippin_noah_: u guys! Just tell us what u want! Don't beat around the bush!
heyitsalyssa: we want you to admit when you're wrong and you're being an asshole! You guys are just oblivious to everything!
_drippin_noah_: then just tell us!
heyitsalyssa: you should know when you're being an asshole!
_drippin_noah_: this is exactly the reason my relationships don't last over a good couple of months.
heyitsalyssa: lmao. Bye douche
_drippin_noah_: bye gorgeous
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In which two people meet over Instagram and begin DMing each other. 1st book in The Catcher series Instagram WheresTheFranco All rights reserved ©