Tarlah: yo LJ
LJ: wats up tig
Tarlah: r u hungry
LJ: now that you Mention it I haven't eaten since last night so yeah I'm starving *as if on cue his stomach let out a huge rumble like a truck on a potholed road*
Tarlah:*disappears off to EJ*
Hey EJ r u hungry
EJ: yeah I am I've been working on your idiot brothers head cause Jeff thought it'd be smart to mess around with Jane using spiders ya know how she hates spiders
Tarlah: he's a f*cking idiot anyway I've got to make a call
the call
person: hello welcome to hungry Jack's would you like to place an order
Tarlah: yes please I have two hungry Jack's and there starving could I please have two family packs please there starving
person: miss if this is a prank call you'll leave me no choice but to call the police
Tarlah: I assure you I have a husband and a son who are named Jack and are very hungry
person: OK miss what time will we be expecting you here
Tarlah: very soon will be there in ten minutes tops
person: so will you be paying when you get there or would you like to pay over phone
Tarlah: I will be paying when I get there
person: see you soon miss *hangs up*
Tarlah: indeed we will indeed we will *starts laughing like a maniac*
EJ and LJ: so which one was the husband
EJ and LJ: stop copying me she's mine no she's mine stop it no you stop it
Tarlah: just get in the car we'll figure it out on the way
EJ: so what are we doing
Tarlah: going to hungry Jack's murder everyone take the food escape with out paying that's all think you can do it
LJ: of course so did slendyman send you on this mission.
Tarlah: nope simply just for fun and free food who doesn't want free food come on
LJ: so why not take your brothers why take us
Tarlah: well Liu is having one of his homicidal moments with sully and the dickhead Jeff is in hospital with Dr. smiley cause he scared the shit out of jane come on before I put yous in the hospital too
EJ: sheezus alright where coming so about the husb...
Tarlah: *shoots a deadly glare* LJ will be since you keep on asking
LJ: oh f*ck yeah *starts moonwalking and does a few fist bumps*
Tarlah:*face palms* oh my JEFF I'M TAKING YOUR TRUCK ON A MURDERING SPREE BYE LOVE YOU THANKS FOR ALLOWING ME YOUR TRUCK!!!!!
Jeff: OH NO YOU F*CKING DON'T LIU, LJ, EJ, SOMEBODY DON'T LET MY CRAZY F*CKING SISTER DRIVE MY UTE PLEASE ANYONE!!!!!!!!
Tarlah: wove you jefferwee I'll be back soon and I'll bring back some hungry Jack's bush bye
~1 hour later~
Tarlah: jeffy ah your all better um uh how are you
Jeff: wheres my truck
Tarlah:well you see uh we kinda ran into trouble on the way back and the police kinda took it
Jeff: what!! ill ill
Tarlah: *bursts into tears* you'll what Jeff murder me go ahead you've done it to mum and dad and Liu why not me huh
Jeff: Tarlah *he mumbles* im sorry
Tarlah: no your not *runs into room crying*
Jeff: *runs after her but gets a door slammed in his face 😔 * im sorry dear sister please forgive me i wasn't in the right headspace *he said his head leaned against the door one hand on the door one beside him then walks away*😢
Tarlah: *leaning on door and slides down flashbacks flashing through her mind*
everyone:*banging on door* Tarlah let us in, please, jeffs a jerk, please let us in
ben: ive got an idea she has a tv right
Jane: yeah whys it matter elf
ben: it matters cause i so happen to be able to teleport through tvs
EJ: oh no you dont you little shit im not letting you in there locked in a room with her id rather die
Sadie: come on guys lets not fight ill get you in just hold hands with each other and someone hold my hands ill teleport you guys in there *teleports them in my room*
Tarlah: w-what *gets crushed by Toby, Masky, Hoodie,EJ, LJ, ben, Sadie, Jane, smile, grinny, liu, dr smiley, jason,Alice, clockwork, sally, slendy and his brothers and last of all Jeff who managed to squeeze threw the large groul of people to the centre* j-jeff what're you doing here *she whispered coldly*
Jeff: im so so sorry forgive me its just a stupid truck i love you more than a dumb ute please Tarlah mum made me promise before she died to protect you and liu please i love you you're my adorable little shit of a sister and i wouldn't have you any other way
Tarlah: i forgive you my asshole of a brother but your the perfect asshole and i wouldn't change you for the world cause the world hates us anyway *i giggled*
Jeff: how many people did you kill sis *he grins if he could anymore*
Tarlah: *grins like a maniac* 35 customers 5 staff and 15 police oh and i ran over a few pedestrians on the get away so id say about 49 or somewhere around 50
Jeff: holy shit dont let anyone tell you were not related f*ck youve beat me ill take you and Liu to the carnival tomorrow
LJ:can i join in to since its kind of my carnival
Tarlah: of course you silly clown you all can come
ben: you dont need to go to a carnival you can just come to my room and ill take you for the ride of ya life sexy~
Jeff: im going to f*cking kill you, you green perverted elf im gonna count to five four *he puts me down of his lap* three *he stands up and ben panics then sees the TV but Jane stands in front of it* two *he gets in a running stance ben screams and runs out the door flailing his arms* one im gonna get you asshole!!! *and runs off so fast he left a trail of fire
Tarlah and Alice putting fire out cause Jane's freaking out. shes gonna get set on fire again*
Tarlah: if you don't mind could everybody get out I'm gonna 'try' to get to sleep with all the commotion downstairs *but the boys didnt want to leave because they thought ben was gonna sneak back in and the girls didnt want to leave you in a room full of boys* sleep over *i joked*
everyone fell asleep on the ground covered in blankets and Sally's stuffed animals
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