creepypasta text messages and other shit

wheres my waffles!!!

Toby: wheres. my. waffles JEFF give me my f*cking waffles you sadistic grinning b*tch

(ain't it cute no OK then I'm going to go cry in a corner with fnaf and creepypasta plushies because I can and read creepypasta and play fnaf cause at least I'm loved there)

Jeff: why the f*ck would I Take your waffles you ticking asshole I. hate. waffles

ben: oh waffles I think I saw Sadie James (Sadie James is my creepy pasta o.c) eating them in her room when I walked past

Toby: I will find her and then I will kill her

ben: f*cking bull you know her ways all she does is smile at one of us and she has us eating out of the palm of her hand why do you think slendy took her in when he found her as a little 5 yr old who was abused at home do I blame her no I don't she needs us toby and if you kill her ill drown you

Toby: well you've got that right but she does it without knowing I guess she has that charm about her *smiling at wall* and please you wouldn't go with in five f*cking feet of water

ben: *walks grumpily over to the couch and sits down playing the legend of zelda majoras mask* screw you ticci toby *and sent Toby his birdie that is sadly trapped on his hand poor birdie you will be able to fly one day soon I promise*

jeff: ahem Toby what's the time

Toby: 2am why

jeff: good  Im not late for my killing spree with Sadie

Toby: why do you get to go with her your not a proxy

jeff: well this ain't a mission  lapdog we're going to kill for fun

Toby: any normal person would think your insane but I'd be lying if I said I didn't live killing

Sadie:did I hear the word Killing spree or I'm just getting excited for no reason😏

jeff: oh yeah heard right lovely now yeah wanna ditch this place and go some where more exciting
.

Toby: yo sadie can I ask ya something

sadie:shoot

Hoodie:*comes in shooting madly* did somebody say shoot

masky: OK hoodie I think you had too much cheesecake let's go come on we don't want you to shoot someone *looks at the poor monochrome clown known as lj who got shot in the stomach and was now  stuffing himself with Candy

Toby: oh Sadie one more thing did you eat my waffles

Sadie: wasn't I allowed *frowning looking at floor*

Toby:*feeling guilty* of course you can ill make you some when you come back

jeff: suck up

Toby: shut up Jeffrey

jeff: don't call me that Tobias

Toby: grr *twitches uncontrollably and storms out of the mansion to probably kill someone*

Sadie: ah OK well let's go jeff don't want to miss out on our killing spree

a/n

author-chan: well see ya oh and be careful I think ej is under your bed mwa haha *starts laughing like a complete physchopath*

ben: Jeff where the f*ck is Sadie

ben: Jeff oh that c*nt he knew I was gonna take her out on a killing spree *throws his new game he just got at the floor and It shatters into pieces*

ben: oh no no no my baby I'm sorry I'm so so sorry I'll fix you I promise *scoops the bits of his game and rocking back and forth crying and whispering to it*

Tarlah: well ben you shouldn't have done that

ben: that's my line sexiness but you can use it if you do what I want

Tarlah: Ill pass

ben: you sure babe

Tarlah: so help me ben I will get a bucket of water and I will throw it on you when you got to sleep

ben: fine, but come back to me when your not on your period

Tarlah: I'm not in the mood ben there literally is a bucket and a tap over there I will drench you

ben: cool it woman but I just wanted to ask if you wanted to come to the abandoned carnival with me and lj

Tarlah: hell yeah let's go *runs off to get dressed and legs it to the carnival*

lj: yay let's go oh and tarlah told me to say bye reader Chan we love ya and remember what she said about ej and watch out for Jeffy and sad (pronounced say-d)