the bat and jeff

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Tarlah: hey jeff come here

Tarlah: jeff

Tarlah: JEFF!!!!!! GET YOUR PAPER WHITE ASS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!

Jeff: what do you want, i was about to do something

Tarlah: *holding a bat and says to bat* hey batsy ive found the joker, Get Him batsy *throws bat at Jeff*

Jeff: Oww!!! WTF!! Tarlah im not the f*cking joker you little bitch of a sister!!!!

slendy: Language smile child if you cant follow simple rules ill send you to live with my brother, offender,!! now are we clear Jeff

Jeff: *eyes wide* of course faceless uh i uh mean slenderman im sorry uh would you look at the time see ya im gonna be late for uh my killing spree with y/n  bye

y/n: wait what since when well okay then i haven't bee- wow shit slow down smiles im not that f*cking fast *gets dragged away by a very scared jeff*

slenderman: um okay *sees me trying to sneak away and raises imaginary eyebrow and crosses arms* and where do you think your going Tarlah?

Tarlah: huh are you talking to me?

slendyman: *face palms* oh my f*cking god, i live with complete morons, is there anyone else in this house named Tarlah, no, of course I'm talking to you

Tarlah: *gaping* you swore *laughs* you broke your own rule, and you said if you swore we'd get to swear woo hoo motherf*ckers werw allowed to swear slendy broke his own rule

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what happens?

we have party with explicit songs on like not afraid by Eminem woo hoo love him and we started twerking and doing some funny dance moves and Jeff came back cause i messaged him and he started swearing like a maniac and dancing like he was on a sugar high and y/n was passed out on the chandelier after having a few ahem cough cough a lot cough of alcohol and jumped on the chandelier singing chandelier by Sia, Ben was so drunk he fell into the pool and when we got him out he wasnt drunk anymore and started screaming and ran away, me, masky and hoodie where but naked running through town without our masks so no one knew who are and pole dancing, puppeteer was in his room flirting with a sandwhich that had been in his room for weeks and using the dead bodies hanging from his roof as a hammock, and for one of the most shocking all right here we go

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