Tarlah: BENny bOo~
Tarlah: BeNNy
Ben: wassup Tarlah wanna bang while jeff isnt here
jeff:*clears throat* what was that link
ben: i said to you want a oet named fang
Tarlah: hehe theres a UNicOrn HEhe its PooPIn rA
ben: are you drunk or high
Tarlah:InBOw icEcREam bEn yfbou wantf sume.
Ben: yep you drunk
Jeff: you think
Ben: -3 your sister is drunk and by drunk i mean like me when its new years eve
Tarlah: hEy BEnnY, he Do YoUs sEe ThAT hoOGe merShMEllO sTandInG theEEeerrre~ dO yOU
Jeff: *facepalms* i thought i hid the liquor Liu come. have a look
Liu: ermergawd whongsve her the liquor at least shes not gone stupid mode yet
Ben: yes she is see watch this, hey Tarlah
Tarlah: yes beNnAy. wHat is yOu wAnTinG *pokes bens chest*
Ben: whats the capital of England
Tarlah:*stumbles and. thinks for a bit then pokes bens chest again* I kNOooOOoooOwwW iTs EeeeEEee
Slendyman: *walks in with a white tux*. whats goin on
Tarlah:*stumbles over to slendyman and puts arm around slendys neck a stuby in hand* OmG ITs kErNel SAndeRs wHEres *hic* WheReS My KEntUCky frIIIIIEEeeddd chick *hic* chick *hic* chicken YoU kNoW mR SandErrRsssss i LoOOoOoVVvEeeE *vomits on slendy and faints*
slendy: yeargghhh O-O this was my special suit. Jeff, Liu and... sully take care of her and dont let her get drunk again
Jeff: come on slenderfuck ya know she can't stay away she must of had a hard day
Tarlah: *wakes up* that stoopid muddafukka if that stupid masked asshole adda stayed back and away from me than mah victim. wouldnt of gotten away and he wouldn't have been mah victim instead at least hes infuckmortal
Ben: wait so you dont have a hangover
Tarlah:yash me do, but ive gotten used to it
Liu: yes you havE yoU drinK moRE thAn mE and AlL tHe PastaS cOmBIned
Tarlah: -3 sully im not an alcoholic
Liu: yeah explain the traodoor under the carpet full of weed and beer
Tarlah: howsh you knows about zat you spyin on mah
Liu: you talk in your sleep when your drunk you were mumbling 'come on benny lets guu smoke weed and get high, and get drunk too come on its just under mah carpet in a lil cellar
Tarlah: hehe ok
Ben: lets go!!!
in zah end we both got pissed and high and jeff and liu were left chasing two naked goons down the hallway with nyan cat music pretending we were flying on a nyan cat ih and ben dyed his hair hot pink and wore pink clothes running round the house screaming "im a pink motherfucking highlighter bitch" in thw end we were thrown naked into a room full of fanboys and fangirls as our punishment, i dont know what the fuxk the boys are on about fanboys are fucking scary nyeahh
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