Bughead One Shots!

Serpent Betty ;)

Chic is home during the Jason Blossom investigation and Polly already left. Hal has had his affair with Penelope. Basically Season 2 during Season 1 :)

//Betty's POV

I blew the smoke out of my mouth from my cigarette, holding my leather jacket around me for warmth. I was sitting on the roof of the Whyte Wyrm alone at midnight. Just me, my cigarettes, and a 6 pack of cheap beer.

I left home about a month ago because my mom was insane, my dad was a cheating bastard, my brother's psychotic, and my sister left us for some farm up north.

I guess you could say my family is dysfunctional.

"I thought I told you to quit smoking." A voice I knew all too well spoke.

"I thought I told you to piss off, FP," I said, a playful venom lacing my words.

"Can't argue with that. Mind if I have one?" He replied, pointing at the beer.

"Knock yourself out." I half mindedly say, gesturing to the three bottles that were left.

We sat up on that roof for hours until we headed in. I was living at the Serpent HQ, in the room concealed behind the bar. I was buzzed from the four beers I ended up having, plus the pack of cigarettes I smoked after FP got there had me feeling on cloud nine. I grabbed a water bottle and chugged about half of it before brushing my teeth and heading to bed.

***

I woke up to my beeping alarm, a huge fucking headache, and pounding on my door.

"What the hell? Who the fuck is it?" I yelled, turning my damn phone off.

"Hotguy! FP just got taken to the big house, also you have school soon kiddo!" The friendly bartender yelled back to me.

I groaned loudly, knowing about FP's clean up job. I pulled on some black jeans, a tighter white Gun's and Roses shirt and pulled on my leather Southside Serpents jacket. I slipped on some combat boots. I brushed out my long blonde hair, now having dyed the tips bright red. My large serpent tattoo was visible on my neck.

I haven't been to school in a month. I haven't seen my old friends in a month. Veronica or Archie. They were probably glad I hadn't come back.

"Do I have to go?" I looked at Hotguy pleadingly.

"Yes Betty, you've been stalling for a month." He told me firmly, putting his arms on my shoulder's firmly.

"Now, hand over the cigs." He stated with authority.

I handed over one of my packs.

"All of them." He raised an eyebrow.

I handed him another.

Another raise of the eyebrow.

"I swear Hotguy that's all of them!" I lied, laughed, at him before grabbing my untouched leather backpack, heading out the door with Toni.

We both got on our motorcycles, heading to Northside High, as Southside High got shut down last week.

"Just relax, everything's gonna be okay Betts." Toni looked at me reassuringly.

"I know, I know, I haven't seen them in a month, Toni, they'll probably think I'm the spawn of Satan." I laugh it off as we walk in.

In an instant, everyone stares my way. The perfect girl next door, Betty Cooper had become a South Side Serpent and had a huge glow-up.

None other than Cheryl Blossom stepped in our path.

"Betty, I hope you don't want to be a River Vixen anymore because no South Side scum will be allowed on my squad."