YouTubes A Heathers Musical AU

Candy Store

[Mark]
Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far Why now are you pulling on my dick?

I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch

But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up, biotch!

[YouTubers]
I like!

Lookin' hotBuying stuff they cannot

[Ethan & Felix]
I like!

Drinkin' hard Maxin' Mom's credit card

[Ethan & Felix]
I like!

Skippin' gym Scaring him
Screwing her

[Ethan & Felix]
I like!

Killer clothes

[YouTubers]
Kickin' nerds in the nose!

If you lack the balls You can go play dolls Let your Daddy fix you a snack

[Ethan & Felix]
Woah!

Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with cheerleader

[YouTubers]
Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store It's time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store

[Mark & Felix]
Guys fall

At your feet Pay the check

Help you cheat

[YouTubers]
All you

Have to do

Say goodbye to Shamu

[YouTubers]
That freak's

Not your friend I can tell in the end

[YouTubers]
If she

Had your shot

[YouTubers]
He would leave you to rot

'Course if you don't care Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on

[YouTubers]
Woah!

Or forget that creep

And get in my jeep

Let's go tear up someone's lawn

[YouTubers]
Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a pussy anymore Then step into my candy store

You can join the team

[Ethan & Felix]
Or you can bitch and moan

You can live the dream

[Ethan & Felix]
Or you can die alone

You can fly with eagles

[YouTubers]
Or if you prefer

Keep on testing me

[YouTubers]
And end up like her!

Jackie, look! Signe invited me to her homecoming party! This proves she's been thinking about me!

Color me stoked!

I'm so happy!

[YouTubers]
Woah!

Honey, whachu waiting fo—

Shut up Ethan! Step into my candy store!

[Ethan & Felix]
Time for you to prove

[Ethan & Felix] [Mark]
You're not a lame ass anymore! Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!

[YouTubers]
Then step into my candy store!

[YouTubers]
It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy! It's my candy store It's my candy store!