YouTubes A Heathers Musical AU

Big Fun

[Signe]
Mom says "Act our age."
You heard the girl, it's time to rage!

[ALL]
Blast the bass, turn out the light Ain't nobody home tonight!

Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool!

[ALL]
Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight!

[Amy]
Her folks got a waterbed Come upstairs and rest your head

Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on Cinemax!

[Mark, Amy, Signe, & KIDS]
The folks are gone It's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn Having some big fun! Big fun!

When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun! Big fun!

Ok, ok, ok. So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?

No, it's salt, and then--

You're doing it wrong!

Really? 'Cause I feel great

[PREPPY STUD]
Jack, you are looking good tonight!

Whoa A hot girl smiled at me Without a trace of mockery!

[ALL BUT Jack]
Everyone's high as a kite
Ain't nobody home tonight!

Stoned. Zoned. I should quit... Hey, is that weed? I want a hit

[ALL BUT Jack]
Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain't nobody home tonight!

Dreams are coming true
When people laugh but not at you!

I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! I feel like Bono at LiveAid!

[ALL]
The house is ours It's time for big fun! Big fun! Let's use their showers That sounds like Big fun! Big fun! Crack open one more case!

I think that's what they call "third base."

[ALL]
Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!

That actually looks like--

[ALL]
Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!

Alright, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

Gonna make 'em go whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!

[ALL]
Big fun! BIG FUN!

Way to show maturity!

[ALL]
Big fun! BIG FUN!

Quit it jackass, get off of me!

[ALL]
Big fun! BIG FUN!

Yo! Signe! Emergency! I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence!

I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!

Hey, are you okay?

I didn't need your help

Aw, thanks, Ethan, but I don't really have to vomit right now

[ALL]
The party's hot, hot, hot
It's time for big fun! Big fun!

You need a jello shot!

[ALL]
We're having big fun! Big fun!

Emma Dumptruck, in the flesh

Here comes the Cootie Squad
We should--

Shut up, Ethan

Sorry, Mark

Look who's with her -- Oh, my God!

[YouTubers]
Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!

I can't believe you actually came

It's exciting, right? Oh, I want to say hello to Signe. I brought sparkling cider

Showing up here took some guts Time to rip them out

Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout

Hah!

[YouTubers]
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

Where the hell are those freshman?

Hi, Signe. I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note...

What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal... There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?

[KIDS]
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Diggety-dang-a-dang!

The folks are gone It's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn
Having some big fun! Big fun!

So let the speakers blow They'll buy another stereo Our folks got no clue 'bout all the shit their children do

Why are they surprised?Whenever we're unsupervised It's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!