Yo Boy

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by Ilovedeath123

by Ilovedeath123

Wade took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note

Oh my God. Is he dead—?

Just some broken bones. Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably

[Mark, Amy AND Signe]
Yo -Boy-Keep it together
I -Knew -You would come far
Now -You're -Truly a YouTuber Smell -How - Gangsta you are

Wade, I'm so sorry?

[Mark, Amy AND Signe]
Yo - Boy- Feel a bit punchy?
He's- Not -Looking so well
Still - You've - Earned that red scrunchie
Come-Join -Mark in hell

[Jack's DAD, spoken]
Where have you been?

[Jack's MOM, spoken]
We've been worried sick! Your friend [Y/N] stopped by. She told us everything?

...'Everything'?

[Jack's DAD, spoken]
Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide?

[Jack's MOM]
She even showed us your copy of Moby Dick

She's got your handwriting down cold

[Jack's MOM]
Please, honey. Talk to us!

No, you wouldn't understand!

[Jack's MOM]
Try me! I've experienced everything you're going through right now

[Mark, Amy & Signe]
Guess who's right down the block?

[Jacks MOM, spoken]
Your problems seem like life and death—

[Mark, Amy AND Signe]
Guess who's climbing the stairs?

[Jack's MOM]
I promise, they're not

[Mark, Amy AND Signe]
Guess who's picking your lock?

You don't know what my world looks like!

[Mark, Amy AND Signe]
Time's up! Go say your prayers!

Jack's running on, running on fumes now Jack's totally fried
Jack's gotta be tripping on 'schrooms now

Thinking that he can hide
Jack's done for, there's no doubt now Notify next of kin!
Jack's trying to keep her out now TOO LATE! She got in!

Knock! Knock! Sorry for coming in through the window Dreadful etiquette, I know!

Get out of my house!