YouTubes A Heathers Musical AU

Dead Boy Walking (Reprise)

I wanted someone strong who could protect me.
I let her anger fester and infect me. She solution is a lie.

No one here deserves to die except for me and the monster I created. Yeah! Yeah! Heads up, [Y/N] I'm a dead boy walking!

[ALL BUT Jack]
Hey yo YouTube!

Can't hide from me, I'm your dead boy walking!

ALL BUT Jack (chanted): Hey yo YouTube!

And there's your final bell,
(school bell rings)
It's one more dance and then farewell, Cheek to cheek in hell with a dead boy walkin'!

Come on, YouTube! Here we go, Here we go now!

Jack! [Y/N] told us you'd just committed suicide!

Yeah, well, she's wrong about a lot of things.

I threw together a lovely tribute, especially given the short notice.

Robin, what's under the gym?

The boiler room.

That's it!

Jack, what's going on?

Got no time to talk I'm a dead boy walking!

STUDENTS (chanted):
Hey yo YouTube! Hey yo YouTube! Tell me what's that sound?Here comes YouTube
Comin' to put you in the ground!

Go go YouTube! Give a great big yell! YouTube will knock you out And send you straight to hell!

Step away from the bomb.

This little thing? I'd hardly call this a bomb. This is just to set off the packs of thermals upstairs in the gym.

Those are bombs. People are going to see the ashes of YouTube
And say there's a website that self-destructed not because society didn't care,

But because YouTubd was society. The only place YouTubers and Wades can truly get along is in Heaven!

I wish your dad had been a little stronger. I wish he stayed around a little longer.

I wish your mom were good! I wish grown-ups understood!

I wish we met before they convinced you life is war! I wish you'd come with me—

I wish I had more TNT!

Aah! Jesus!

STUDENTS (chanted):
Hey yo YouTube! Hey yo YouTube! Tell me what's that sound? Here comes YouTube Comin' to put you in the ground!

Go go YouTube! Give a great big yell! YouTube will knock you out And send you straight to hell!