To make this one-shot better, just listen to it in text to speech ;)
Oh and this will be formatted like a stage play ;)
Zim: I am a evil alien here to control your planet with my evilness so the tallest will notice me.
Dib: I am a human who wants to protect earth from the evil alien even though everyone treats me like shit. Oh and everyone things I am crazy even though I am one of the only sane ones.
Gir: I am a robot who was made of garbage and dresses like a dog. I was supposed to be evil but instead I am a good boy.
Gaz: I am a grumpy grl gamer who hates my brother, but also sometimes does not hate my brother.
Dad Science: SCIENCE
Two weeks later
Zim zam: I am going to murder you and everyone you love
Dab: no
Ziz: oh ok
Gir: :)
The end
I am very sorry for this