SEVEN • A PRODUCTIVE SATURDAY

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[GROUP CHAT]

group chat created by LOGAN
LOGAN added LENNY
LOGAN added BEKAH
LOGAN added RUBES
LOGAN added LINGZY
LOGAN added EMMA
LOGAN named the group chat "lenny and rubes marvin gaye'd and got it on"

LOGAN
BROSKIS
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS

LINGZY
YES CAN WE
BC I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING
BUT LIKE CONGRATS RUBEN BRO FOR HITTING THAT

BEKAH
HEY
"THAT" is my best friend
I can't believe men are such pigs

LOGAN
I can't believe I've never been happier to be gay
Men suck

EMMA
Preach it Lo 🙌🏻

RUBES
Thanks for the bad rep for all us blokes, J

LINGZY
Soz mate
Yo
Where's Lenny??

RUBES
She's knackered, passed out next to me as we speak

EMMA
And how you doing

RUBES
Kind of absolutely chuffed at the moment 😬
How about you mate
You were pretty legless last night 😂

EMMA
Cant remember shit from last night
But Jesse's guest room is cozy so I'm doing just fine

LENNY
Yo

LOGAN
SHE LIVES

BEKAH
SHE'S ALIVE

RUBES
Barely

She just kind of looks at the texts, replies and goes in and out of sleep

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She just kind of looks at the texts, replies and goes in and out of sleep

BEKAH
RUBEN LOFTUS CHEEK
WHY IS MY BEST FRIEND NAKED UNDER THE COVERS

RUBES
Oh well this is awkward
So you see Bekah
When a man loves a woman

LOGAN
YOU DON'T LOVE HER YOU JUST HAD SEX

BEKAH
What I mean is it's mid-afternoon WHY ISN'T SHE UP AND OUT OF BED YET

RUBES
You see Bekah
When a man loves a woman

BEKAH
RUBEN

RUBES
.....
Rounds two and three commenced after breakfast

LINGZY
NO WAY
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A PRODUCTIVE SATURDAY

EMMA
ATTA GIRL LENNY

LENNY
Thanks mate ✌🏻

LOGAN
I can't believe my roommate is spending her entire Saturday screwing Ruben Loftus-Cheek

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