It all started when I moved all of the way to Arkansas.
So what inspired me to move all of the way to Arkansas, well it's a long story but It really mostly began when I started going on dates with the men in my town who turned out to be really boring. It did not take me long to realize this, so on a whim, I decided to move to Arkansas.
Why Arkansas though?
Well, when I decided I was going to move I took out a map and pointed to a random location and that location, was Arkansas.
I moved there soon after.
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This brings me to now, as I sit and wait for the bus. I like to pretend I'm texting friends when I'm actually on Cleverbot talking with bots. Because I don't have friends. I smirk, they never know the truth.
"Have you ever been in a relationship?" I asked the bot.
"No, I'm just as lonely as you are" The bot replied.
I frowned and turned off my phone, by this time the bus was already stopped in front of me. Suddenly my head collided with some one's rock hard chest I stumbled backward and turned around to see the stranger.
Then our eyes met.
He had bulging muscles which flexed as he bent down to walk like a turtle, he had green eyes like a turtles shell and a firm jaw. As firm as his resolve to walk like a turtle.
He chortled slightly then scuttled away like a turtle.
I close my eyes and think of him.
'Wow,' I thought 'He's so hot, I love turtles.'
My heart fluttered.
Then I open my eyes and realize the bus is already halfway across the street.
"No, wait! come back here!" I call after it and run like the wind.
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