Heya I'm Alexia Camila (you better call me Allie or else) and I did something stupid. I got drunk at a party-like really drunk-and I was hanging out with my best friend Vanessa (who's over the rainbow) and we were just talking about random shit and I kissed her. For no apparent reason. And I'm STRAIGHT. Or I thought I was. But now it's awkward shit cuz she used to have a ginormous crush on me but now she's going out with this girl Marie from her dance school. I don't know what to dooooo. Cuz I can't remember if she was drunk or not. But I do remember that she kissed back. And that I liked it. Does that make me lesbian? Or bisexual? Or just confused-sexual? Grrrr I hate when I do dumb things drunk.
On a lighter note, (I just sounded like my mother) (shudder) I'm gonna tell you a bitty bit bit about myself and my less-than-interesting life. Sooo I'm sixteen and I have pin straight dyed black hair and I wish I was skinny. I wear bright colors, pink especially, and I'm painfully short. No, it's not cute. It's fucking annoying. I have a little brother Mike who never shuts up and an extremely hyper border collie named Licorice. She's black and white and fluffy and adoreable. My real life best friend is Vanessa (I hope) and my wattpad best friend is 33tiki. This chapter is dedicated to her because 1) she's awesome and 2) I stole the idea to write this from her. My dad was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder at the age of forty three and was abusive for a long time before that. He committed suicide at the age of forty six after convincing himself that he was a terrorist. If I was a good person is miss him but I'm not so all I feel is relief. I used to/do occasionally self harm but I'm trying hard to stop. I do not have any kind of eating disorder, I in fact eat like a pig. I'm easily distracted and kinda bipolar. If its not blatantly ($50 word) obvious already I tend to jump topics when talking/ writing. And my most embarrassing moment is being caught making out with my boyfriend (he's not anymore) by my grandma. And I had nothing on but a bra and panties. Bad bad news.
My current worst enemy is my ex-friend Cheryl who is going out with an ex-boyfriend of mine. I broke up with him because he was cheating on me with some bleach blonde slut. And now this girl who used to be a super close friend of mine is going out with him. Not right. Just not right. Another enemy is this homophobic bastard Kevin (he has a stupid name) who beat up my gay best friend Alex about two months ago. I kinda hate Alex for being gay. I reallyyyy wanna go out with him. He's sweet and funny and super hot. But he has a crush on this guy on the swim team. Wow I'm rambling. And ranting. I do that a lot.
Speaking of ranting, you know what I was ranting about to my cousin today? The sexy hotness that is One Direction. They're two years old today! Yay them! I also rant a lot about how I can fit into my nine year old neighbor's shoes. I hate that I'm so freaking tiny. It's no fun. And now I have nothing left to say, so....
So long! Farewell! Alvedersein goodbye! Hell yeah I watch the Sound of Music! I like old lady movies!
