Oh no! Your phone broke! That's a waste of 50 dollars! The man on Craigslist said it was in tiptop shape!
Wait! I see you grabbing that butchers knife, Ashley. Don't kill anyone-- Yet.
Broken phones are just like frozen lemons if you chuck one hard enough, you can keep someone away and hospitalized! Buy yours today!
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An Aries Guide
Kurgu OlmayanAre you an Aries and so fed up with life in general? If so, today's your lucky day! Pack up your crap, we're going on an effing adventure!
