Oh no! Your phone broke! That's a waste of 50 dollars! The man on Craigslist said it was in tiptop shape!
Wait! I see you grabbing that butchers knife, Ashley. Don't kill anyone-- Yet.
Broken phones are just like frozen lemons if you chuck one hard enough, you can keep someone away and hospitalized! Buy yours today!
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An Aries Guide
Non-FictionAre you an Aries and so fed up with life in general? If so, today's your lucky day! Pack up your crap, we're going on an effing adventure!
