In case you haven't noticed, everything typed in this book is meant as a joke. Don't go around throwing broken phones at people or knocking people out with bowling balls.
Plus, this is supposed to be mainly stereotypical. Not all Aries act like that, so don't think of them as bad people.
I am somehow against zodiacism. (That's totally a thing, Amanda!) And another disclaimer, the names I use are also meant as stereotypes. Please don't murder me if your name is used in this book.
Also, always make sure you're fully protected. Wear a condom and a seatbelt, kids!
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An Aries Guide
Non-FictionAre you an Aries and so fed up with life in general? If so, today's your lucky day! Pack up your crap, we're going on an effing adventure!
