I see you vomiting over there, Ashley! Did you drink a whole bottle of wine again?
Oh? "Love At First Sight," you say? Don't worry about it! If you're married for long enough, you can kill the other and get all their money! It's a win-win situation!
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An Aries Guide
No FicciónAre you an Aries and so fed up with life in general? If so, today's your lucky day! Pack up your crap, we're going on an effing adventure!
