Your period getting you down, Ashley? I guess you're mad that Jessica is so crafty and can make her own heating pads and that Emma doesn't get bad cramps.
Scratch that, you're mad at everything.
Hold up, hold up! I see you pointing that gun at your ex, Charles!
Don't worry, Ashley! You can always get pregnant and won't have it for 9 months! An added bonus, getting pregnant isn't that hard if you poke holes in the condom! Another added bonus, it feels super good! Get pregnant, get happy!
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An Aries Guide
Non-FictionAre you an Aries and so fed up with life in general? If so, today's your lucky day! Pack up your crap, we're going on an effing adventure!
