The life of Deidara's hands.

Life

Hey I'm Derek I'm the hands of Deidara. Yeah I'm both hands. Recently I've been fed up with being a hand. I miss my family and friends back home in hand-land especially my wife Monica and my three children Gregory, Michael and Rebecca but I'm stuck to Deidara. Today he fed me clay again. I don't know how to tell him I hate clay...it makes me sick. Then I am expected to puke it back out with beautiful art work which he explodes in minutes. My work blown to ruins... But I have to do it. I have to send money for my family back home. I don't make very much money but this is the only way,

Today I went on strike. Deidara wasn't happy about it. We were fighting ANBU from the hidden leaf village and he shoved a lot of clay I to my mouth. I gagged and spat it back out. He threw it behind him and it make a very weak explosion. Everyone's faces was in shock. Deidara was furious and demanded to know why I didn't stick to the plan. I had to explain to him that I hate clay. He said I was just being fussy and his clay was the best there is. It's not though. I told him that if I wasn't fed better and received a higher payment then I wouldn't make any explosives. He laughed and ran off back to tobi. The ANBU caught up with us and Tobi began to panic. He began to annoy Deidara and Deidara told him not to worry that they will fly away, he shoved me into his bag and forced me to eat the clay. I tried to refuse but I still swallowed some. After a minute he took me back out only to find some mashed up wet clay. Deidara began to scream at me telling me I was useless. I told him that I would help him if I received a higher pay. He finally agreed and I help him and Tobi to escape the ANBU.

I feel sick. Deidara and Tobi were at a dumpling shop and they both ordered some dumplings. I really wanted some so when Deidara was distracted by trying to see Tobis' real face I went in and tried to eat one. Deidara realised what I was trying to do and jumped up when I had one dumpling in my mouth. The stick impaled my tongue and the hot dumpling burnt the rest of my mouth. I scream and so did Deidara. He told me to stop messing around, and that I was making him look stupid. I can't make explosives properly now and this annoys Deidara more. I hope that I get better soon.