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"Hello!"
  
 
"Hey."
 

"What? Are you not going to ask why am I calling you?"
 
 
"No. I figured that stupid can't understand."
 
 
"And what exactly have you accomplished in your lifetime to make you Einstein?"
 
 
"I know a dick when I see one and right now, I can hear a dick."
 
 
"You're a bitch."
 
 
"We have already established that."
 
 
"You know what? Let's get to know each other because the only thing I know about you is, you're rude."
 
 
"Yo—"
 
 
"And sound hot."
 
 
"Shu—"
 
 
"And extremely fuckable."
 
 
*Beep* *Beep*
 
 
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