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"Hello, buttercup!"


"Buttercup?"


"I always wanted to call you that."


"You're weird."


"And hot as fuck."


"No, you're not."


"Tell me you don't want this dick."


"Eww, Ashton!"


"What? Isn't it what a good girlfriend is supposed to do?"


"No! I did not sign up for this."


"It comes with it's own terms and conditions."


"I demand breakup!"


"Sorry baby, you are stuck with me forever."


"Damn!"


"And my dick too."


*Beep* *Beep*


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Belated Eid-ul-Adha Mubarak to all my muslim readers!

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