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"Hello!"


"Hey."


"I missed you."


"I didn't."


"That wasn't rude at all."


"Don't you have anything better to do than irritate me?"


"Oh, I have lots of other things to do, like—"


"Don't you dare complete that sentence!"


"I was just gonna say, lick whipped cream."


"Sh—"


"From your body."


"F—"


"Till you get tired of screaming my name in pleasure."


*Beep* *Beep*


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Waffles or pancakes?

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