Day 9 - Babies

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Online: Edward, Altair, Ezio, Connor, Evie

Edward: yah, and then they got divorced too

Altair: didn't know you were a gossiper

Connor: lol that's him in a nutshell

Jacob joined the chatroom

Jacob: heyo~

Jacob: watcha guys talking about???

Edward: Nothin

Jacob: you clearly were having a conversation, who got divorced? I cant see the beginning--

Ezio: It's grown-up talk~

Evie: yah

Jacob: wOT!? IM A GROWN UP!!

Altair: yeaaa, but you're the youngest

Altair: so ur the baby of the group~

Ezio: yea, like chubby cheeks and obsession with final fantasy

Jacob: u shut up

Jacob: I have a beard! Not chubby cheeks. So I'm macho.

Ezio: whatever

Altair: either way ur the baby of the group

Jacob: no! Connor has the mental age capacity of a five-year-old!

Connor: oh wow

Ezio: No, he's still older than u

Jacob: EVIE! UR LITERALLY 3 MINUTES OLDER!

Evie: so?

Ezio: She acts older than Altair sometimes so...

Altair: lol forgot she was here

Evie: I was texting Henry

Jacob: Greenie--

Evie: shut up.

Jacob: k

Jacob: anyway

Jacob: Ally's younger than me by a few hundred!!

Evie: lol shes not an ancestor

Jacob: GAH! 

Arno joined the chatroom

Arno: you know, I hate this room arrangement

Arno: cuz whenever you stir up Jacob, he gets loud and starts pouting like a child

Arno: can't I just read in peace?!

Jacob: lol dork

Arno: plz don't do what I think you're gonna do

Jacob went offline

Arno: He's going to snatch my book isn't he?

Arno went offline

Edward: lol cute couples~

Evie: How are they a cute couple? I can literally hear them wrestling from the other room

Altair: From what I hear, I think Arno is throwing Jacob into a wall

Ezio: So we're just gonna watch? lol

Connor: yah, basically.

Evie: *sigh*

Evie: I'll go tear them off of each other

Evie went offline 

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Evie: I don't have a pun for this lol so this will make do.

Evie: I don't have a pun for this lol so this will make do

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