(sorry for the lack of Odyssey. I don't wanna spoil it and I don't know them cuz I haven't played it;;)
Bayek has logged in
Bayek: Fred is not just any amazon Alexa--
Alexios has logged in
Alexios: AMAZON ALEXIOS IS BETTER
Bayek: i--
Alexios: (inaudible)
Alexios: Why did you kick me?
Bayek: What are you doing--
Alexios: I didn't kick you!
Alexios: (inaudible)
Alexios: You always kick me!
Alexios: (inaudible parents)
Bayek: are you reenacting?
Kassandra has logged in
Alexios: DING DONG DING
Kassandra: wha--
Alexios: WHEN ALEXIOS FIRST ARRIVED
Alexios: WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF HIM :))
Kassandra: oh no not again
Bayek: please tell me whats going on
Alexios: *breaking cardboard noises* *holy noises*
Kassandra: He's reciting his advertisement.
Alexios: I AM ALEXIOS
Alexios: THE GREAT SPARTAN WARRIOR
Kassandra: it's sad
Kassandra: he got a few minutes in the spotlight and refuses to let go--
Alexios: HERE TO BRING HONOUR TO YOUR SUBURBAN LIVES
Bayek: Bitch
Bayek: I do not live a suburban life.
Alexios: BUT HE BROUGHT SOME MUCH NEEDED DISCIPLINE INTO OUR HOME :))))
Kassandra: why does the mum always get smiley faces at the end
Alexios: ALEXIOS WAKE UP THE KIDS TOMORROW :)))
Alexios: OF COURSE ;)
Kassandra: the actor is married.
Alexios: (ear rape outdated horn)
Bayek: I want to leave
Bayek: this entire lodge.
Bayek: just never come back
Alexios: AWAKE!
Alexios: *kid screams*
Alexios: APOLLO'S STEEDS APPEAR ON THE HORIZON
Alexios: *kid runs off*
Alexio: It took the kids a while to get him :))))
Bayek has logged out
Kassandra: >fred log in
Fred has logged in
Alexios: Alexios, whats the weather??
Alexios: GENTLE AND MILD
Alexios: LIKE AND ATHENIAN IN BATTLE *flirtatious laughter*
Kassandra: >ban Alexios 13 days
Alexios: wait fred you don't have to do this I love you-----
Alexios has been temporarily removed from the server.
Kassandra: Did he just confess his love to a robot penguin?
Fred: These hoes all up on me #thuglife
Kassandra: ...
Kassandra: get out
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Assassin's Creed Chatroom 2.0
FanfictionA sequel to the other Ally got a new system for the assassins. But not all is peaceful.
