Online: Ezio
Ezio: no one is online :(
Altair joined the chatroom
Altair: oh hey Ezio
Ezio: Ciao!!!
Ezio: Alty! Alty!
Altair: Actually, I don't want to know
Ezio: I have new pick up lines! I want feedback!
Altair: PLEASE NO
Ezio: If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable ;)
Altair: what--
Ezio: Hey gurrl, did you drink milk? It sure did your body good
Altair: NEVER use that.
Ezio: oh... why?
Altair: just-- don't
Ezio: k
Ezio: what about
Ezio: I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
Altair: I would only believe this if Connor was saying it, and he was dead serious.
Ezio: lol yeah
Ezio: should I use it though?
Altair: I feel like throwing myself out of a window when I read that
Ezio: ugh! :(
Ezio: Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Altair: ...
Altair: yknow, plz stop, you're horrible at this oh god
Connor joined the chatroom
Connor: hey brothers <3
Ezio: Concon!!
Ezio: Wanna hear some pickup lines I'm working on?
Altair: Say no. SAY NO.
Connor: Sure!
Altair: ffs
Ezio: You must be Jamaican, cuz you're Jamaican me crazy.
Connor: I'm American.
Ezio: no-- I mean-- ugh
Ezio: Do you like bacon? wanna strip?
Connor: ...Chicken strips?
Connor: What does that have to do with bacon?
Altair: Connor. Please leave for the sake of everyone
Connor: that's mean :(
Altair: no, everyone knows you're very smol
Altair: If you lose your smolness bc of this fudge brain, then no one will like yew
Altair: (like LazerzZ)
Connor: who
Altair: nvm
Altair: leave
Connor: kk!
Connor left the chatroom
Ezio: why!? You're jealous!
Altair: why the fuck would I be jealous?
Ezio: ...
Ezio: idk
Altair: I'm leaving
Ezio: no wait!!
Altair: what!?
Ezio: What about
Ezio: I want to put your thingy into my thingy ;)
Altair: That was horrible kys
Altair left the chatroom
Ezio: I need new pickup lines *sigh*
Ezio left the chatroom
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Assassin's Creed Chatroom 2.0
FanfictionA sequel to the other Ally got a new system for the assassins. But not all is peaceful.
