Sophie wanted some of the leftover corn from last night's dinner. Sure, ok. No worries. Until she read the yogurt container that I had put the corn in.
S: LOWFAT YOGURT?! I can't eat that! It'll make me fat!
M: *sighs* no Sophie, thats not what will happen. It means the yogurt has less fat than regular yogurt, its supposed to be healthy for you. You're skinny and it's skinny.
S: HOW DARE YOU! DON'T YOU CALL ME SKINNY! THAT'S RUDE!
M: Sophie. You are skinny.
S: yeah and you're fat.
M: and it's your fault, deuces.
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Motherhood Hijinks
Non-FictionThese are funny and sometimes heartwarming stories and conversations with my kids. Occasionally I will include other family members as well. Thanks reading!
