BBBBOTTLE Asajj

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I walk into my crew i mean room and sit on mien bed. I need to stop thinking in german. I look at all the photos of me, vilgax and a bald lady on the wall... wAIT thAts aSajj! Dang wat happened to her i thought. I whip out my flip phone and dial her number but theres no service in the death star iv. not yet atleast. Someone knocks on my door. "Piss off i trying to concentrate on bald girlfriend i mean my wife Asajj." I shout. The door busts open and a tall figure with a blue shirt and yellow skin look at me. "Bottle top billha?" I says. "Yes it's me Davy. I've missed you guys. Im sorry i couldn't be here for the start of season 2." He says. "Well the hell have you been?" I ask. " I was stuck in Minecraft Realms with Corki. Sadly someone greifed me and spawned creepers on hi-" he said. "Who gives a shit asajj is mISsing and Epic Games is at large!" I say cutting him off. "Wot an Epic Game?" Bill asks. "An empire like us but evil. They steal kids mUms credit cards and use the money for evil?" I say. "WTH davy the gErman EmPire suceeded." He say. I nod. "Well we have to stop Epic games i will rejoin ur crew. " Bill walks out and i return to look at asajj's smooth bald head....



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