Kpop,Tagalog and English Jokes

When BTS flirts

Jin:*walks to you while bringing a Mario and Princess Peach plushie along*

Me: Do I know you?

Jin:  I am your future husband

Me:  Excuse me?

Jin: Now y/n,let me show you a truth based story

Me:  How do you know my name?

Jin:  Name tag honey

Me: What did you just call me?

Jin: Now,*brings out Mario and princess peach plushies*.This is Mario AKA Jin,and princess peach AKA you

Me: uhh okay

Jin: *makes kissy noises while pressing the plushies' lips together

Me: Okay bye *walks away

Jin:  Not again *cries

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Rap monster: *Clings on your arm

Me: Who are you?

Rapmonster: Name's Namjoon,would you like a drink?

Me: Sure

Rapmonster: Hey can I- *accidently/purposely broke the wine glass

Me: Maybe some other time,I need to go *walks away embarrassed

Rapmonster:...........

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Suga: Hey girl

Me: *blushes

Suga: You look dashing

Me: Thanks,what's your name?

Suga:...........

Me: Hello?

Suga: *sleeps*

Me: What a day

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Jhope: Hey pretty lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: omg you started me

Jhope: And you started my heart!!!!!!!

Jin: I did?Awwww,how sweet of you Hoseok

Me: Awkward......*walks away

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Jimin: *purposely brings his shirt up in front of you*

Me:.............

Jimin: It's so hot here *winks

Me: Uh yeah it is hehe

Jimin: Maybe it's because you are here?

Me: Then should I put myself inside a freezer?

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Jungkook: *walks to you seductively

Me: *flinches

Jungkook: Hey hottie

Me: Excuse me?

Jungkook: Make babies with me

Me: You are a baby

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V: '=%×=¢{€[℅©£=°|℅€{

Me: Are you teaching me a math formula?

V: No,guess what I'm trying to say

Me: erm,okay

V: 666666666666666666666

Me: you are one of Satan's minions?