Kpop,Tagalog and English Jokes

BTS Jungkook as your older brother

|| Home ||

Jungkook:YAH Y/N MY FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER MAKE SURE YOU WEAR APPROPRIATE CLOTHES!

|| School ||

Jungkook:HEY YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE SHE'S MY SISTER *points to you aggressively* IF YOU WANNA DATE HER JUST CALL 632-778 BUT I WON'T ALLOW YOU TO TOUCH HER BREASTS!THOSE ARE ONLY FOR ME TO TOUCH AS HER OLDER BROTHER YOU HOES!!!*runs away*

|| Resort ||

Jungkook:*walks to a random girl*Hey girl you look sassy

Girl:Sorry but I'm taken!

Jungkook:*runs away*I DON'T CARE!I STILL HAVE A SISTER YOU BITCH!!!*throws you in front of her*

|| V's House ||

V:Hi Y/N you look pretty

Y/N: Thank you-

Jungkook:TAEHYUNG 😠

V:JIMINNNNNNN

Jungkook:*runs away*