Dear Evan Hansen Oneshots

Treebros Roleplay Part 1

WARNINGS
abusive relationship mentioned in later chapters
might be a lil angsty

evan hansen~ dorothy
connor murphy~ camren
jared kleinman~ both

AT LUNCH. EVAN JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO CONNOR

Connor: What do you think you're doing?

Evan *starts sweating*: I-uh- I'm sorry i'lljustgonow-

Connor: No, I mean, it's cool, I guess, but why would you want to sit with me?

Evan: I-uh want-wanted to be un-unantisocial

Connor: That's not a word.

Evan: I-I'm sorry. I st-stutter

Connor: I noticed. Why aren't you sitting with Jared? Aren't you guys "friends" or something?

Evan: He uses m-me for car insurance.

Connor: Well then.

lmao just noticed that was really short WHOOPS

*NEXT PERIOD*
Connor finds a seat near Evan in science

Evan: oh- hi

Connor: *NOT TRUE* there are no seats left.

Evan: *points* th-there's one by jared...

Connor: I'm not sitting anywhere near Kleinman.

later that period

Evan: *whispering so he doesn't stutter* it's so fucking cold.

Connor *without explanation hands Evan his hoodie*

Evan: Nononoidontneedititllbeef-fine

Connor: just fucking take it already.

Evan: Ohsorrysurei'lltakeit.

Connor: *smiles slightly because HOLY HECK EVAN IS CUTE*

Evan: whatareyoulaughingatimeaniknowimgrossbutthatshouldntmatterthatmuchright??

Connor: *dropping the smile* I wasn't laughing. *sarcastically* I'm Connor Murphy, the school shooter who smokes and cuts and isn't capable of human emotion.

Evan: ohsorry

Connor: I don't need your apologies.

Evan: *thinking about how he should'nt have said that*

Connor: *seeing Evan worried* chill, I'm not gonna fucking kill you.

Evan: oh no i-im fine *fake smile*

Connor: Yeah, right.

Evan: no seriously. *another fake smile*

Connor: mm hmm.

Evan: really. I'm good. *real smile this time because Connor won't leave him alone*

Connor: *smiles* good.

Okay... well, this is Camren, and uh... this happened. Me and Dorothy **were just messing around and writing some fanfic and then Dorothy was just like "HEY WE SHOULD MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND POST IT TO WATTPAD" and since it was like midnight I was like "SURE WHY TF NOT" and... yeah. I hope you liked it, I'm sorry it was so short. We have a part two of this on the way, and when we finish it we'll post it ASAP.

See you next time, my unique unicorns!!!!

** dorothy noticed this was wrong and wanted to correct it. camren should've put "dorothy and i" but he put "me and dorothy" and i'm pissed

hey it's dorothy

~keep voting for our stories so camren can freak out more. ;) i texted him "hey we got some followers" and he was so worried/fascinated/excited that he started yelling at me and oml that was so hilarious.

~feel free to request story ideas.

~stay pure, my sweet kiwis <3