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okay Houndinii i drew heatmiser and????

it's fucking smudged so i will try again later im so sorry baeby

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it's fucking smudged so i will try again later im so sorry baeby

it's fucking smudged so i will try again later im so sorry baeby

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(fun fact: i made this myself!!! haha well memed, me!!!!!!!!!!)

anyway to make up for my lack of artwork

STORYTIME on the way to city walk i fucking fell and ripped my jeans and also started bleeding in front of the people that worked there

STORYTIME on the way to city walk i fucking fell and ripped my jeans and also started bleeding in front of the people that worked there

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idk if y'all can see the bloodstain (the big slightly orange spot) but you can DEFINITELY SEE THE HOLE AND THE BANDAID

STORYTIME at citywalk i went to a chinese restaurant and ordered wonton soup with noodles because i'm a basic thot who never tries anything new

i was waiting for somewhere between twenty fourty minutes when the Really Nice and Lowkey Cute Waitress came over and asked if i had gotten my food yet (obviously not) and she got all flustered and went over to the kitchen and i could see her and one of the chefs talking and looking at me so ofc i start freaking out

and them she comes over and starts apologizing and she says that my order is on them as an apology and i !!!!!!! hot diggety dog i wasn't even mad (annoyed maybe but the employees were way too cute and friendly for me to get mad)

i even got a free lemonade

that shit was delicious i left a big-ass tip

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