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Your so hot you eat bread and poop out toast!
2--
I know milk does the body good but, damn girl, how much have you been drinkin?
3--
Do you work at subway? because you gave me a footlong!
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Do u have a raisin? how about a date?
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I'm craving bacon, wanna strip!
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You make my soufflé rise!
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Do u wanna make like a banana and split
The check
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You look like a bowl of ice cream! I just gotta spoon you!
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I like you almost as much as I like bacon
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I want to tell you the ideas I have involving me, you, and bacon
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pick up lines for idiots
HumorDo u want to hear some funny/stupid/cheesy/crappy pick up lines then you have found the right book. Some of these are actually good. Realize I said some.
