1--
Hey girl, you can dump your tea in my harbor anytime!
2--
Get those lumps...in my tea...
3--
All these inhalers and you still take my breath away!
4--
Hello darling,
I was praying you and I would end up together
5--
Your lips look so lonely love, would they like to meet mine?
6--
You- do you have something British in you?
Me- no
You- do you want to
7--
Girl- how much do you love me?
Boy- I can't say..
Girl- it's because you don't love me?
Boy- no!
Girl- then why?
Boy- because there's no number high enough love!
8--
I didn't know angles could fly so low
9--
You know, you might be asked to leave soon!
Your making the other women look really bad
10--
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to fuvk
The shi* out of you
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pick up lines for idiots
HumorDo u want to hear some funny/stupid/cheesy/crappy pick up lines then you have found the right book. Some of these are actually good. Realize I said some.
