More dialogue (not sad)

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"You look like you're going to punch me."
"I was actually going to kiss you, but if you're into that sort of thing then I'm out."
"Do you think things would be different?"
"How so?""I mean, if we hadn't met at a strip club."
"Your legs bleeding."
"Oh really? I hadn't noticed that half of my goddamned blood was flowing out of my leg, but thanks for letting me know."
"Can we start over?"
"From where? We were doomed from the beginning."
"This isn't a conversation we should be having."
"Please, I just need to know your answer."
"Trying and look at it from his point of view, he lost his brother!"
"And I lost my boyfriend!"
"Don't act like this doesn't hurt you."
"It's tearing me apart, but I'd rather fake it until the end."
"How many times has it come to this?"
"You knew I was never good at maths, don't test me."
"Your attitude in this situation is despicable."
"I know, it's because I'm done with your shit."
"Are you going to leave me?"
"You know that neither us want that."
"Don't be mad at me! I wasn't the one that killed her, you were-"
"Oh so this is my fault? I don't think so..."
"How are you doing?"
"I feel like there might be more pressing matters right now."
"Don't kiss me."
"W-why not? I waited all day for you."
"How am I supposed to look at you the same way?"
"Heavens, someone literally just died and that's what you're thinking about."
"Not now, I'm serious, not now."
"B-but you said 'tomorrow' yesterday."
"I miss you."
"Don't lie, I know she's with you."
"Are you going to break my heart again?"
"I can't promise anything."
"What did I tell you?"
"You said that I should hope for the best, but prepare for the worst."
"I love you."
"I don't care anymore."
"You look like you've been through hell and back."
"It's actually called getting drunk, but you wouldn't know what 'fun' was even if it slapped you in the face."
"We should get you home."
"Well, that doesn't sound very fun or likely."
"Tell me you didn't do it. Please say it wasn't you."
"In your very words, 'lying never did anyone any good.'"
"Let's end this."
"Oh, I thought you were going to ask about the pregnancy test I left this morning."
"You should think things through before you say them aloud."
"Where's the fun in that?"
"Did you think we were going to have sex?"
"I'm optimistic, okay?"
"You could've just told me."
"And risked my social status? I think I'd rather die, thank you."
"What time?"
"Wow, how romantic, I love my girlfriend and our fun dates."
"I don't want to be dramatic-"
"I can tell you right now that you are physically incapable of notbeing dramatic, so continue."
"Can we get coffee?"
"Is this a date or is it because you'll end up strangling someone if you don't get caffeine in your system."
"I shouldn't have asked."
"... and then he came up up to me and kissed me until I was-"
"I'm going to have to tell you to shut up now."
"Where is it? I haven't lost it, I haven't."
"I think that means you have. By chance, it wasn't this that you were looking for?"
"Stop being seductive."
"I was being myself, but okay."
"We should do this again sometime!"
"I would honestly rather do anything other than that again."
"You drank it?!"
"Yes, it was quite delicious, did you know?"
"Can you just act normal for this evening. It's all I'll ask of you."
"You're asking for a lot then."
"You need to stop yelling at inanimate objects."
"And you need to stop telling me how to live my life, but things never go as we want."
"I haven't got laid in like forever."
"Oh sorry, did I look like I was offering? Because I'm most certainly not."
"You look like you're going to cry."
"Well that's killed the mood."
"We've been driving for hours, are we nearly there yet?"
"I would honestly like to tell you something other than 'no', but life is cruel."
"Are you going to kill me?"
"Oh, darling, if that's what you want to call love, then, yes."
"Just calm down, things will be fine."
"My wife is being held at gunpoint and you think now is a suitable time to tell me to calm down."
"I hope you don't think that we all act like this."
"There's more than just you? Jesus."
"You could try and sleep it off?"
"I don't think that will change the fact that I'm carrying your child, sorry."
"I think your going to end up getting hurt."
"I know. I'm used to it now, it's fine."
"You set the kitchen on fire?!"
"Just a little, but it means we can start the remodelling sooner, right?"
"I'm just tired."
"That's understandable. Go and sleep, I'll sort everything out."
"This isn't something urgent, but please know that I love you and always will, okay?"
"No, no, no, this is not happening. Stop it. Stop it!"
"It's not fair. You keep this up and I just might-"
"You 'just might' what? Leave me? Hurt me? You've done it all."
"Give me a kiss before you go."
"I know this is all for show, but do we really have to be so bloody domestic."
"Can you give me a massage?"
"No, because you moan really loud and our neighbours think we're having sex."

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