The Walking Ed

A New Day

Kevin, Rolf and Nazz are walking down the road in Atlanta because Rolf thought that his ancestors's bones were buried here.

Kevin: How long is this going to take, Rolf?

Rolf: Never to fear, Kevin-Boy! Rolf will find his beloved ancestors's bones here and we will go back home.

Nazz: Guys, we have to find a bone soon. I really have to go to the bathroom, and I couldn't hold it.

Rolf: Cool it, Nazz-Girl! Your liquid will not burst during this quest!

Just then a car appeared, carrying the portable toilets. A teenage girl was driving the car. She has blue hair and wears blue shirt and boots and white pants.

Lorcan: Hey there.

Kevin: Hey girl. What's with the portable toilets?

Lorcan: I'm delivering them to my boss. If i want the money, i delivering them. You three by any chance are from Peach Creek?

Nazz: Yeah. Are you from San Diego?

Lorcan: Sure am, Name's Lorcan.

Kevin: Lorcan? Hey that's a boy's name.

Lorcan: I was named after my dad, Cillian Darcy.

Nazz + Kevin: The Purple Man?!

Lorcan: Correct. What are you three doing out here in Atlanta anyway?

Kevin: We came here in Atlanta because Rolf thought that his ancestores's bones were buried here?

Lorcan: Really? I know where you can find out. I'm going to Macon. You can come along if you want. There's a museum.

Nazz: Okay. I really had to pee.

Lorcan: Go ahead, my boss will pay if someone can go.

Nazz walked into the portable toilet while Kevin and Rolf gets in the truck. Lorcan continue to drive. She tooks a sip of her alcohol. Kevin and Rolf watching her drinking.

Lorcan: Yep. I'm an alcoholic. That doesn't mean I can't drink a lot. I have to took a sip.

Rolf: How old are you?

Lorcan: I'm only sixteen.

Kevin: So, tell us more about yourself?

Lorcan: Well, I'm a lesbian.

Kevin and Rolf are shocked that she has a girlfriend. There's a photo of her.

Lorcan: Yep. She's a hottie. Her name is Lucy.

Rolf: Lorcan Girl, when are we gonna get to Macon?

Lorcan: Only about a mile. And we're almost there.

They arrived to Macon and gets out of the car. Lorcan sees her girlfriend.

Lorcan: Hi.

Lucy: Hi.

Lorcan and Lucy kiss and Kevin, Rolf and Nazz, who got out of the toilet, watches. Just then, a woman scream when a dead person bites her. They are shocked. 

Lucy: Did you guys.... see that?

Lorcan: Yeah.

Kevin: Huh ha.

Rolf: Yes.

Nazz: What are they?

Lorcan: Zombies. I gotta run. You three run. Lucy, come on.

Lorcan and Lucy got into the truck and drives off. Lucy was shocked what she saw. It's the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.

Lucy: What are they?

Lorcan: I don't know. I think they're zombies.

Then the truck is out of gas. Lorcan is angry. She and Lucy sees a police car and walked over there. 

EPISODE 1 - A NEW ED

The three boys named Ed, Edd n Eddy are from Peach Creek. They are in the woods on a field trip.

Edd: Isn't this exciting my friends? We are in Atlanta to enjoy mother nature.

Eddy: Man, this is so boring? Why did I even come here? This nature thing doesn't help me find any ideas for a new scam.

Edd: Now now Eddy, sometimes we have to take a break from scams to see the wonders of nature.

Eddy: Yeah, but the thing is, nothing special is gonna happen Sock-head!

Ed: Oh, oh! I have a idea!

Eddy: What?

Ed: Maybe some strange infection is going to turn people into zombies like in zombie movies and we will be forced to survive!

Eddy:... That's just stupid E-

Suddenly, the boys hear a noise coming from the woods, it sounded like a gunshot.

Edd: Oh dear!

Eddy: Oh boy, something exciting is happening! Come on guys!

Eddy runs to the direction where the gunshot was heard.

Edd: Eddy, wait!

Edd goes after Eddy.

Ed: Wait for me, guys!

Ed goes after his friends.

The Eds arrive at where the gunshot was heard and in horror, they see a man who has dark skin, his leg is injured, has a shotgun, a crashed car and a dead cop who doesn't have a head. The man looks at the Eds and throws his gun away. Lorcan and Lucy are with him.

Man: I... I...

Eddy: What did you do?!

Lorcan: I didn't mean to...

Lucy: He told us that he tried to wake him up and... He woke up as a zombie and tried to eat him!

Ed: YAY! Zombie apocalypse!

Edd: Ed, please! We're gonna help you three.

Man: Thank you.

Lorcan: Yes. You're the perfect

Suddenly, they hear noises coming from the bushes. Some dead people come out and the Eds, the girls and the man are scared.

Edd: Oh my!

Eddy: Are those...

Ed: ZOMBIES!

Man: We have to get out of here!

The Eds and the girls help the man and they are trying to get out of the forest and more zombies show up and this scares the Eds and the man even more. They see a fence, they climb on the fence and they get on the other side.

They are at a house. The Eds, the girls and the man get away from the fence and the zombies are about to break it but another gunshot is heard and the zombies go away.

Eddy: Man, that was close.

Edd: What do we do?

Man: We are going to enter in the house. Maybe someone will help us.

Edd: Good idea. We never heard your name, Mr...

Man: It's Lee. And you girls are?

Lorcan: Lorcan and this is my girlfriend, Lucy.

Lucy: and you three are?

Ed: My name is Ed!

Edd: My name is also Edd, but with two D's.

Eddy: And I'm Eddy, together we are the Eds.

Lee: Ok Eds, let's see if someone will help us.