Searching the Barn and the Truth revealed

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The Eds and Lee get back in the barn.

Lee: Hey Clem.

Clementine: What is it, Lee?

Lee gives Clementine her hat back.

Clementine: My hat! You found it! Thank you.

Lee: No problem.

Clementine: Hey Lee, do you think you will ever have kids?

Lee: I don't know.

Clementine: I think you would be a good daddy.

Lee: Thanks.

Eddy notices a locked door at the end of the barn. Lee and the Eds come closer to the door.

Kenny: You guys noticed it too?

The Eds and Lee look at Kenny and Lorcan.

Lorcan: Guys, they are hiding something behind this door. I heard some screams in there.

Eddy: Are you guys sure?

Kenny: Yes.

Ed: THEY'RE EVIL!

Lee: Don't be paranoic,  you two.

Lorcan: It's our job to be paranoic, Lee. Kenny has his family here and I have my girlfriend to protect since I was thirteen. What about Clem?

Lee: I'll protect her no matter what.

Kenny: I know you'll do that. Look, maybe we can bust the door and see what's inside.

Lee: Ok, you bust the door and what if there is nothing wrong there? You just fucked up a chance for these kids to eat. Think guys!

Lorcan: Ok professor. What are you thinking?

Lee: Let me see.

Lee looks at the door's lock.

Kenny: Hey, Lee. You know how to pick a lock, right?

Lee: No. Why would you think that?

Kenny:... Because you know, you're urban?

Edd: Oh my!

Ed: Kenny said the "U" word!

Lee: Oh, you did not say what I think you're saying.

Kenny: Jesus man! I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes out of my mouth, sorry!

Lee: Hm... Maybe we can use some sort of tool or something.

Lorcan: You think? Jesus guys! I'm from California! We need to find a tool to unlock it.

Andy: Can I help you guys?

Edd: Ummmmm...

Eddy: Kenny is just worried about this door.

Andy: The door? Oh, it's nothing. Just a tip, guys: don't fuck with the door. Momma can get very angry about that.

Andy walks away.

Edd: We'll have to distract him.

Lee: I know.

Lee and the Eds come out of the barn and they Larry and Brenda laughing.

Larry: So, how does a woman like you run a dairy farm by yourself?

Brenda: Oh, I managed to do just fine. Plus, I have my boys to do the work over here.

Eddy: Ewwww.

Edd: I don't know if I'm a fan of this relationship.

Ed: Larry and Brenda, sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-

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