The Walking Ed

Omid and Christa and the Horde

Everybody gets out of the train and in front of them is a bridge and a truck with a tanker blocking the way.

Eddy: This is just great.

Ed: I love trucks!

Edd: We know, Ed.

Kenny: FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

Ben: Maybe we could walk?

Kenny: That's fucking stupid, Ben.

Ben: I'm just saying.

Chuck: Hm, well I don't have any experience with all your fortitudes but I think we can take care of this one, we have a goddamn train.

Kenny: That is not full of milk, Charles. That's gas and diesel, something that's gonna explode.

Chuck: You better get a hold of yourself. We are a crew here.

Kenny:... This ain't shit.

Chuck: This-

Man: Hey!

The group look at the top of the bridge and they see a man and a woman.

Man: If you keep screaming like that you're going to get your faced chewed off!

Woman: Are you guys going to be trouble? Cause we could of just kept walking.

Lee: No, we're friendly! Put your hand down, Ken.

Woman: That's what everybody says.

Eddy: We know.

Man: Let's give these guys a break.

Woman: We'll see.

Man: Do you guys have a problem with your train?

Kenny: Yeah, you're standing right in front of it.

Man: Dude, it's wreck. Maybe it's not so back up here. Have your friends to have a look.

Edd: Well, let's do what they say.

Lee: I agree.

Kenny: If anything goes sideways, we won't let them escape.

Lee and the Eds are near the bridge.

Eddy: We're coming! You better not be murderers or thieves!

Woman: I guess you will have to find out.

Lee and the Eds climb up.

Man: A group of guys is what we need.

Woman: You think we need them, not me.

Man: Maybe, but what if-

Woman: Stop it!

The Eds and Lee show up.

Man: Hey guys, I'm Omid.

Woman: Christa.

Lee: Lee.

Ed: Ed.

Edd: Edd with two Ds.

Eddy: Eddy.

Lorcan: Howdy, name's Lorcan.

Lee: Look, I don't want to lie to you guys but we had a horrible day. A kid died and his mom killed herself so...

Christa: It's ok.

Omid: Oh shit! Goddamn you guys have a kid!

The Eds, Lorcan and Lee turn around and they see Clementine.

Lee: Clem, what are you doing here?

Omid: Do you know how long has it been since I saw a kid? Shit! What's your name?