The Joke Book

Yo momma

Yo momma is so fat that when she applied to be a bus driver she found out she was qualified to be the bus.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.