New Neighbour

Ouch. My head hurts.

After "Die Mannschaft" had won the World Cup, I've partying like crazy. I don't even like partying. Last night was also my brothers birthday. I even wrote him a song "My brother just turned 24 and he is still single (yay!)" He loved it.

Anyway, my name is Alissa. I'm actually from London, but we moved toGermany when I was 4. I'm 22 years old and I work in a massage salon as a masseur. My friends sometimes call me Phoebe, because basically, I am Phoebe from Friends. I work as a masseur and I write catchy and stupid songs. My favourites are: "I have a crush on Darth Vader", "Grumpy Cat, please don't be so grumpy", "Your life is so messy, Messi" and "Toilet paper is useful". So yeah, I'm just like her. 

My brother, Timothy is more sane, but still, pretty weird. Luckily, he lives not very far. About 2 minute walk from my flat to his. I visit him almost everyday. He is my best friend. 

Oh god, my neighbours are fighting, again. Looks like they're moving and can't decide, what to keep and what not. I hope that someone friendly is taking their place. All my neighbours are grumpy and bitter. I hope that he or her is not.